All the guys are pointing at you dismissively and playfully punching their buddies on the shoulder, each mocking you by prancing about like a big sissie. Not so as you can see them, of course, but you're sure they're doing it. You know it because they all know you're still a virgin. You radiate virginity. "Loser!"

Nowadays, when it comes to teenage relationships it appears that kids are so serious about everything and anything. Was being a child ever really this difficult in the past? For certain I don't recall this kind of drama back in the 90s.